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hou, 06:30 05.03-19
I agree, guns are for pussies. People donít need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldnít lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.
Big red, 05:55 05.03-19
I was RAPED once. I was a 16 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LIBERAL and one night I was walking home from the library. FRIGHTENED I took a shortcut down A DARK ALLEY. I heard a SINISTER LAUGH and BEN SHAPIRO jumped out from behind a trash can! "Well well," he sneered, "looks like the INVISIBLE HAND has ensured that my DEMAND is met by your SUPPLY. What a TRIUMPH OF THE FREE MARKET..." I said capital always accumulates in the hands of the wealthy, but to no avail. He just laughed and whipped out his THROBBING 12 CHAPTER TREATISE. He shoved me roughly against the wall and started filling my ear with STEAMY CITATIONS. I struggled but got SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH ROCK HARD DATA for my efforts. MEWLING AND WHIMPERING I tried to check his privilege. He just bellowed, "YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY CONCLUSIONS FIRMER!" I started to explain power theory and he RAMMED MY OWN WORDS DOWN MY THROAT. My premises and spirit broken, I couldn't get a word in edgewise because I was GAGGING ON SLIMY MEATY ARGUMENTS. It was awful. His HUGE ARGUMENT was TOO BIG to fit inside my TIGHT VIRGIN BRAIN. Some of the founder facts he PULLED OUT only to immediately JAM BACK INSIDE. It seemed to go on forever but finally, FORCING ME OPEN, his PENETRATING ARGUMENT came to a CLIMAX. It was agony as ROUND AFTER ROUND of THICK ROPY FACTS and HOT STICKY LOGIC were PUMPED DEEP INSIDE me. Weeping, I lay in a PUDDLE OF STINKING NEOCON RHETORIC. I didn't see where he went, but BEN SHAPIRO'S VIRILE IDEAS had been irresistibly PLANTED DEEP INSIDE me. I tried to abort the memory, but NINE MONTHS LATER I was BORN AGAIN CONSERVATIVE. This is my truth. POUND ME TOO!
Moto, 05:51 05.03-19
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bhhh, 05:46 05.03-19
I was secretly staring at my crush in class as I usually do, but then I started to get hornier and hornier until I reached my apex, my maximum threshold. I had no choice, but to carefully slide my phone down my pocket and ask the teacher to go to the bathroom. She's that teacher who never lets you go to the bathroom, but for some reason, she said yes this one time. I carefully walked to the door. When I got out of the classroom I went into full Usain bolt mode and rushed to the bathroom. When I got into the bathroom I pulled out my phone faster than any man has ever pulled out a phone before. I opened the PornHub app (yes I have the app). I went into my favorites list and found the perfect video. It was a video of a prison officer SLAM DUNKIN' two prostitutes. I'll give link if u want. I went full maximum overdrive on that dick, I beat my dick like no man has beaten anything before, I beat my dick like my dad beats me (w-wait wot). Within about 3 minutes I nutted on the wall with the sound of gunfire. Just imagine the juggernaut drive from highschool dxd just bustin' a nut. It pretty much looked like a lama had spit on the wall. I went back to class like nuttin' ever happened (heh u get it. nuttin instead of nothing. Anyone, ok, sry).. And the best part is. No one ever knew it was me. 1 year later there is still a mystery about the guy who nutted on the wall inside the school bathroom. It was a rumor that the maid refused to clean it up which I can't really be surprised at, like jeez she ain't gonna be paid minimum wage to clean up the sperm of a student. Like, hell naw. There is still nut stains on the wall to this very day.
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bhhjhjhjj, 05:31 05.03-19
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams bush did 911
gay boy(4chan), 05:11 04.03-19
The holocaust never happened and jews melted steel beams
gay boy, 05:11 04.03-19
Hitler did nothing wrong
Mia, 05:00 04.03-19
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh? You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!) He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
Good boy, 04:57 04.03-19
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. Iím so distressed right now I donít know what to do. I didnít mean to do that to my mom but Iím literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like Iím going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canít be happening. Iím having a fucking breakdown. I donít want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnít supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
Pepe(4chan), 09:38 02.03-19
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
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